A to Z Blogging Challenge 2015: G is for Goof

A goof or spoof is generally more light-hearted than a lampoon. It is a humorous variation upon or send-up of given material, or of a person. The creators of the above video show various ludicrous ways in which The Dark Knight Rises could have ended, as well as goofing on Batman and other characters from the Batman universe.

~DJ Helena~

A to Z Blogging Challenge 2015: B is for Brawn

Watch as this burly fellow uses the "Clean and Press" technique to lift 160 pounds over his head.

Now, watch as DJ Cheesy tries to do the same and is compressed from 5'6" to 0'6" in height like an accordion!

It would look a little bit something like this before my spine folded.

I admire the folks with the strength to lift large amounts of weight. I could watch them all day!

~DJ Cheesy~

Shocking Stories: Cyanide and Happiness: The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere

Silly Sunday: Fits for Bipolar As Well

Long as you can keep on keeping on, sometimes the best thing to do is laugh at the effed-up hand you've been dealt. I know that's what I like to do whenever possible!

Bipolar disorder messed up my life in a lot of ways before I learned how to manage it.

I'll never be normal, but, meh, normal's overrated!

Stay silly, y'all.

~DJ Rose~

Bad Becky Proposes School Demolition

Little Becky calls the demolition company to find out what it would cost to have her school demolished. Very funny!

~DJ Dolly~

WTF Japan: So Wrong and Yet So Funny

WARNING! Strong adult subject matter. Depiction of menstruation (cartoon.) No naughty bits shown. The song just kills me!

~DJ Blooming Psycho~

Comedy Time: Stephen Lynch: Damn That's an Ugly Baby

Off color humor and language warning for those who prefer to keep it clean.

~DJ Dolly~

Robyn Hitchcock: Sometimes I Wish I Was A Pretty Girl

DJ Wanda sometimes wishes she was Dr. Frank N. Furter. She would live a life of wild abandon, creating hunky men for her pleasure in her creepy mad scientist castle and basically not giving a flying flock of seagulls what anyone thought. She also wouldn't have to worry about crap like working a regular job, and if her car broke down, she'd just call in a Satanic Mechanic.

~DJ Wanda~

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could uuup myself in the shower

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could uuup myself in the shower

Been on my own so long

I can't tell left from wrong

Bloody red bats squelching offal

Foaming mutilations in the kiss of death

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could upppp myself in the shower

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could uuup myself in the shower

Been on my own all night

I can't tell left from right

Baby come back, give me fever

Cauterize this passion with a blood red kiss

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could uppp myself in the shower

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could uup/ stab myself in the shower

Sometimes I wish I was a

So I could

KHEL 666 PSA: What's Happening To My Body?

Netherworld Ill-Health Minister Dr. Erik Schitz wants to be sure that all tween boys view this informative PSA about the exciting and not at all awkward changes happening in their bodies. This video is sure to speak to the lads in a friendly, non-judgmental voice set to a happenin' beat with groovy harmonics.

DJ Harry Sakks

Down and Dirty Activity in the Borderlands

Netherworld Cinema: Speeding Through Lemony Snicket

If you always wanted to read the Lemony Snicket books but haven't had time, Tim Curry sums them up for you in two minutes!

~DJ Illsa~

Netherworld Cinema: Star Wars Re-envisioned by Quentin Tarantino

CatHatFiddle: Hot Potato

If you don't get a bang out of this, I fear your humor chip has gone missing!

~DJ Faycin~

Twilight Vastly Improved: If Written By Aaron Sorkin

Goth Boy

This is quirky and hilarious!

Hipster Guy/Hipster Girl

I stumbled across this and thought it was really cute and funny. Young Reese and her friend Dae wrote and performed this little tune just for fun.

~DJ Wanda~

WHEREIN HIPSTER GUY GOES FOR HIPSTER GIRL

(Original song by Reese Lansangan and Dae Lee)

VERSE I:

I'm gonna start wearing funky jeans and a graphic shirt

Wear fake plastic frames till my eyes hurt

A strap on my shoulder, a camera on my hip

Doing all these things to get a taste of your lip

I will try my best to be your kind of hipster

A designer's at the prime of the artist's ladder

Run my actions on Photoshop

But you don't need it since you make my heart go stop

CHORUS:

Serif, sans serif, with it without

Words I can make you feel good, without a doubt

Minimalist triangle, minimalist square

My heart is hanging on an anchor point and you don't even care

VERSE II: 

Forget Arial, Futura, even Myriad Pro

Remember MS Comic Sans are just used by hoes

I don't really care much for Helvetica

But the only thing that matters is I think I like you

I'll buy you new black frames and a couple shirt

I know that you are not Korean, 

But we're hipsters, that's how we flirt

Coffee or tea, just as long as we

Take a picture of you, your drink and me

CHORUS

OUTRO:

A B C, typography

Is the obvious solution to our newfound chemistry

1 2 3, yes you and me

Let's give birth to a new font family

I like you Bold, Black, Ultrathin

You can be kind of Condensed

And even Hairline thin (x infinityyy)

So lets get down and start our kerning

And adjust our leading till the early morning (x 4)

Oral Sex!

Now that I've got your attention...
This is both funny and informative.
My main problem with oral sex is the fact that I'm not flexible enough to do it to myself!
Thanks for tuning in to WTMI!
~DJ Jess~

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