I stumbled across this and thought it was really cute and funny. Young Reese and her friend Dae wrote and performed this little tune just for fun.
~DJ Wanda~
WHEREIN HIPSTER GUY GOES FOR HIPSTER GIRL
(Original song by Reese Lansangan and Dae Lee)
VERSE I:
I'm gonna start wearing funky jeans and a graphic shirt
Wear fake plastic frames till my eyes hurt
A strap on my shoulder, a camera on my hip
Doing all these things to get a taste of your lip
I will try my best to be your kind of hipster
A designer's at the prime of the artist's ladder
Run my actions on Photoshop
But you don't need it since you make my heart go stop
CHORUS:
Serif, sans serif, with it without
Words I can make you feel good, without a doubt
Minimalist triangle, minimalist square
My heart is hanging on an anchor point and you don't even care
VERSE II:
Forget Arial, Futura, even Myriad Pro
Remember MS Comic Sans are just used by hoes
I don't really care much for Helvetica
But the only thing that matters is I think I like you
I'll buy you new black frames and a couple shirt
I know that you are not Korean,
But we're hipsters, that's how we flirt
Coffee or tea, just as long as we
Take a picture of you, your drink and me
CHORUS
OUTRO:
A B C, typography
Is the obvious solution to our newfound chemistry
1 2 3, yes you and me
Let's give birth to a new font family
I like you Bold, Black, Ultrathin
You can be kind of Condensed
And even Hairline thin (x infinityyy)
So lets get down and start our kerning
And adjust our leading till the early morning (x 4)
