Boy Balancing Ball

This is from the People Doing Things That I Can't Do Files.

~DJ Thalia~

Paddling with Zsolt

Look at this man. Just look at him.

Look at his muscular back and powerful arms.

Look at how smooth and swift every stroke of the paddle is.

Look how he tirelessly moves forward, at one with the water.

I'd be dropping the paddle in five minutes and asking for someone to please for the love of all that's holy, bring me a motorboat!

~DJ Zoë~

People Doing Stuff I Would Suck At: Rock Climbing

A to Z Blogging Challenge 2015: B is for Brawn

Watch as this burly fellow uses the "Clean and Press" technique to lift 160 pounds over his head.

Now, watch as DJ Cheesy tries to do the same and is compressed from 5'6" to 0'6" in height like an accordion!

It would look a little bit something like this before my spine folded.

I admire the folks with the strength to lift large amounts of weight. I could watch them all day!

~DJ Cheesy~

A to Z Blogging Challenge 2014: A is for Acrobatics

Look at these people. Just look at them, doing things that if I did would end me up in the emergency room for sure.

I envy people who can do things like this. I am able-bodied at this juncture of my existence. I can walk, albeit sometimes painfully. I can groom myself and feed myself. I am capable of learning basic skills. However, I do not have a graceful or talented bone in my body, and I am anti-flexible.

In my next life I want to be acrobatic, athletic, and artistically talented so I can be amazing!

Oh yeah, and it would also be nice not to have a trifecta of mental illnesses.

~The Real Cie~

Can't Say I Know Much About The Team...

But I'm pretty sure this guy could crush my lily ass!

~DJ Rose~

NBA Players Then and Now

It's kind of fun seeing some favorite basketball stars when they were kids.

~DJ Thalia~

WWE Cheese: Adam Rose Fifth Theme Song: Break Away

Is this Story Cricket?

Hey, y'all, this here's the Undead Sports Fan fer KHEL 666 Sportin' Reportin'. I like watching Cricket. It's kinda like baseball. Thar's bats an' balls an' runnin'. Come ter think 'bout it, them elements kinda remind me of the yearly Ruralia County Naked Spring Spelunk.

Speaking of balls, I gotta tell y'all 'bout this innerestin' thing that happened one time.

A Scotsman went to visit his friend in the United States, and his friend took him to a baseball game. The Scotsman was having a grand time. However, when one of the players was walked, he shouted:

"Rrrrrun, ye bastard!!!! Rrrrrun!!!!!!"

"He can't run," the Scotsman's friend gently corrected him. "He has four balls."

The Scotsman paused for a moment, then shouted:

"Walk with pride, Mon! Walk with pride!"

The Undead Sports Fan
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KHEL 666 Sportin' Reportin'
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FOGNL/UNDEAD Sports

AmazingTages: People are Awesome 2012

A video compilation of people doing stuff that I'm sure I'd end up dead if I tried, set to upbeat music. It's kinda fun to watch.

~DJ Adam~

KHEL 666 Sports Spotlight: Mikka Kiptrusoff

With all this heat, I'm ready for things to be cooler. So, how about some hockey? Mikka Kiprusoff retired last year, but we can still remember great plays like this one. The Finns have sure given hockey some great players!

~DJ Koni~

Aldon Smith Post Game Interview from October 2012

Just a little something I found to get my busy baby brother (DJ Adam) through the off season! Aldon Smith is his favorite current Q.B. We're hoping Little Aldy can get his personal shiz together during this coming year. He's so talented, it's a shame he keeps ending up in the dog house for poor decisions off the field.

I'm beginning to think I may have made a poor decision doing one of those 30 day 50,000 word writing competitions for the second month in a row. I sailed through JuNoWriMo without hitting too much rough water, but JulNoWriMo is proving to be a much more difficult journey.

~DJ Aurora~

Sheamus Brings the Smack Down

Here's one Ginger you'd better not try to kick. It's Sheamus--and yes, WWE is my guilty pleasure.

~DJ Blooming Psycho~

Road from Karakol

This fellow is far gutsier than I am. He also is probably stronger and has more stamina.
Come nightfall, I'd be crying for my warm beddy-bye!

~Rose~

Foolish Fan Gets Served

This guy decided to provoke a pro wrestler and got served a knuckle sandwich.

Aldon Smith: Expect the Unexpected

Aldon Smith is one of my favorite contemporary NFL players for many reasons. He's consistently good, and he's a team player. I like his sense of humor and his understated style. Looking forward to more good things to come from Aldon in the future!

This has been a KHEL 666 Sports Brief with DJ Adam!

Aldon Smith Deserves to be in Top 10

A little good-natured banter here discussing the top players of 2013. Anyone who knows me knows that I like Aldon Smith. He's one of the best young players. He's got a little swagger here, but he isn't trash talking. I expect to see more great stuff from him in 2014.

~DJ Adam~

Aldon Smith on Autographs

My brother Adam and I are big Aldon Smith fans. He's a great young player with a lot of personality. I just enjoyed this little segment about signing autographs, and now I'm really curious about the guy who wanted the toilet signed! I really wonder how some people's minds work!

~DJ Aurora~

For Football Fans: Some of Frank Lampard's Greatest Hits

Thierry Henry Bio