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Friday, September 5, 2014

Is this Story Cricket?

Hey, y'all, this here's the Undead Sports Fan fer KHEL 666 Sportin' Reportin'. I like watching Cricket. It's kinda like baseball. Thar's bats an' balls an' runnin'. Come ter think 'bout it, them elements kinda remind me of the yearly Ruralia County Naked Spring Spelunk.

Speaking of balls, I gotta tell y'all 'bout this innerestin' thing that happened one time.

A Scotsman went to visit his friend in the United States, and his friend took him to a baseball game. The Scotsman was having a grand time. However, when one of the players was walked, he shouted:

"Rrrrrun, ye bastard!!!! Rrrrrun!!!!!!"

"He can't run," the Scotsman's friend gently corrected him. "He has four balls."

The Scotsman paused for a moment, then shouted:

"Walk with pride, Mon! Walk with pride!"

The Undead Sports Fan
fer
KHEL 666 Sportin' Reportin'
an'
FOGNL/UNDEAD Sports

Sunday, August 31, 2014

KHEL 666 Kooking Show Declared Massive Failure

The KHEL 666 Krew decided that because cooking shows are so popular, we should have one of our own. Unfortunately, Gordon Ramsay gave us a scathing review, which concluded with this joke that really burned our biscuits.

Q. Why did they build the auto manufacturing plant so close to KHEL 666?

A. Because of the endless supply of crash test dummies to be found there!

Honestly, we've never been so insulted in our lives--or unlives, as the case may be!

Undead Fred

for

KHEL 666

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Smee the Killjoy

The Simon and Garfunkel playlist didn't last as long as I would have liked, because Smee (SME) kept forbidding the playing of videos in playlists and saying that I had to use a stand-alone player. So here's another Simon and Garfunkel playlist. Hopefully Smee will butt out this time.