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Sunday, August 31, 2014

KHEL 666 Kooking Show Declared Massive Failure


The KHEL 666 Krew decided that because cooking shows are so popular, we should have one of our own. Unfortunately, Gordon Ramsay gave us a scathing review, which concluded with this joke that really burned our biscuits.

Q. Why did they build the auto manufacturing plant so close to KHEL 666?
A. Because of the endless supply of crash test dummies to be found there!

Honestly, we've never been so insulted in our lives--or unlives, as the case may be!

Undead Fred
for
KHEL 666 



Saturday, July 26, 2014

Social Blogger Post #1: Meet DJ Illin' Illsa

The Social Blogger

The Social Blogger blog hop is hosted by Anna of Herding Cats and Burning Soup. Click here to check out her most recent post. I'm going to follow her format for a first Social Blogger post.

I'm DJ Illin' Illsa. Here are five items of interest about me. There will be a quiz later! ;-)
  • Like the other members of Team KHEL 666/Team Netherworld, I live with mental illness. I have type 2 bipolar disorder, borderline personality disorder, and PTSD. I also have OCD. As I commented at Anna's blog: I don't have food issues and I'm not a germophobe. I have trouble throwing things out because of an overwhelming anxiety that I might need it later. I have boxes and bags of crap that I sometimes force myself to go through. It makes me very anxious. Also, I'm a picture straightener, and I can't stand to see mismatched pushpins (two different colors.) It drives me crazy! So yes, I have a touch of OCD! In addition, although I'm not afraid of any numbers, there are certain numbers that I like particularly. If I have to make a choice between ten items, for instance, I'll choose the fifth or the seventh.
  • My father died in a motorcycle crash when I was fifteen. He was just 38 years old. (Would have been 38 in 2 weeks. He died on July 16. His birthday would have been August 2.) It's strange to me that I am now older than he ever got to be. His death was devastating to our family. I acted out a lot after his death. My older brother tried hard to be the "man of the family," but he was only seventeen himself. I was hurting a lot, and I was out of control. I have since thanked my brother for everything he did during that difficult time. (P.S. I love you, Hank.)
  • My real surname is Göring. Yeah, like the Nazi leader. You can imagine the shit I got for that growing up. I chose Gorrey as a pen surname because I love the quirky and creepy cartoons by Edward Gorey. 
  • I love to write horror and sci-fi. I write the dreaded fan fiction along with the other members of Team Netherworld, but our fan fiction is unlike any other. It's quirky and unique, just like the people writing it. We take characters from movies and television programs we love, or we take the characters out of movies we hated but we liked the characters in spite of how terrible the movie was. Some of them are visitors to our realm, The Netherworld. Such visitors include Harry Potter and Dr. Who, often at the same time. Some of them are fugitives, refugees from their own crappy time and bad dimension (Alien 3, Alien Resurrection.) Some are characters whose time came to an end in the material world. (Tony Soprano, J.R. Ewing.) We also have an ever-growing roster of original characters. Our "for public consumption" blog is The Netherworld. Our deep cuts blog is Undead in the Netherworld.
  • For the longest time I had a big crush on Michael Biehn (The Terminator, Aliens, The Abyss) but I was dismayed to find out that he's kind of an idiot in person. So it goes. To any rate, he's played some of Team Netherworld's favorite characters, and I have to respect his acting chops.
Here are five items of interest about KHEL 666:
  • While we rather obviously love the heavy metal genre in all its varied forms, we also love other kinds of music. This is a very eclectic blog, and all tastes in music are respected.
  • Satanists are not what most people think, but in spite of the name of the blog, none of us are Satanists. KHEL 666 was the call letters chosen for The Netherworld's most popular radio station. The "HEL" part of the call letters refers to the Norse Goddess of the Underworld, Hel. The "666" refers to the theatrical and often tongue in cheek or hyperbolic usage of the number 666 by heavy metal bands.
  • We don't allow bots to spider our site. This might limit the number of potential visitors, but we have also found that it limits the number of potential trolls. We would rather have a small, friendly following than have lots of hits but also lots more crap from trolls.
  • KHEL 666 was founded in 2006. It was first referenced at our now archived blog, Rattling Bones Undead Musician Magazine. The blog you see before you was founded in 2012.
  • The main DJ's for KHEL 666 Radio Netherworld are Bill S. Preston and Ted "Theodore" Logan for the KHEL 666 Morning Crunch (6 AM to 10 AM), Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar for the KHEL 666 Lunch Hour (10 AM to 2 PM), Beavis and Butthead for KHEL 666 Rush Hour (2 PM to 6 PM), DJ Eddie Head for Evenings with Eddie (6 PM to midnight) and DJ Badass Brittney of the famed Naked Gymnastics for Jesus with Brittney's Bitchin' Witching Hour (midnight to 6 AM.) The weekend DJ's are varied, but include Evil Ed and Chachi Arcola. 
Thanks to Anna for hosting this fun platform to allow our visitors to know us a little better. Now, we'll have to see how many of them stick around and how many of them run off and hide, quavering in fear!

~DJ Illin' Illsa~

Sending you off with a classic tune from DJ Eddie's band, Iron Maiden.

Friday, April 5, 2013

A to Z Blogging Challenge: E is for Eddie

Eddie is a fixture in the Netherworld


A to Z Blogging Challenge:
E is for Eddie
by
Spectra Ghostseeker

This is cross-posted from our story blog, Undead in the Netherworld.
Eddie is the (in)famous mascot for the famous British heavy metal band, Iron Maiden.

Right, you got us. Eddie is not a Lovecraft/Cthulhu Mythos Monster. But he is one of our monsters. Well, he's actually Iron Maiden's monster. But we figure they wouldn't mind if we borrow him. 
We've created our own mythology about Eddie.
Edward Theodore Head was born around 666 years ago in London, England. He says that he don't bloody well remember exactly when he was birthed, and we aren't going to press him for information. It was sometime around June 6, 1346, during a plague outbreak.
Eddie was something like 49 years old when he died, also during a plague outbreak. But because he was a practitioner of the Dark Arts, he quickly came back from beyond the chuffin' grave. The effects of plague and brain rot made him bleedin' well insane, and he spent a lot of years chopping people up and probably eating their brains. 
Some have speculated that Eddie was Jack the Ripper, but he will neither confirm nor deny this.
Eddie stumbled into a pub one night when an early incarnation of Iron Maiden was playing. He demanded asked to be in the band. How could they refuse? So now Eddie had a steady gig, and audiences fainted at the sight of loved him. 
All this love made Eddie a little bit less homicidal. As well as his gig with Iron Maiden, he is now a DJ at KHEL 666 Monday-Friday on the 7 PM to 11 PM time slot. Eddie is happily married to a fellow zombie, The Undead Sports Fan, who is a cousin of UNDEAD media's Sportin' Reportin' editor Cuzzin Hildy-Bob. They have three sons: Eddie-Bob, Itsy Lyve, and Allan.

Eddie says that it's okay to make this a cross-post. He thinks we're bloody well naff to have done this challenge bit on six blogs. We're inclined to agree with him. Of course, no-one with an iota of common sense would ever be inclined to disagree with Eddie.

~Spectra~

Cross posted to:

Couldn't leave off this post without some Iron Maiden. Believe me, Eddie wouldn't let us get away with that kind of fuckery.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

High Five Bay

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Coming this summer to FOGNL, it's High Five Bay! Humans and sharks team up to patrol the waters of Luau Lagoon to stop pirates, poachers, polluters, smugglers, and other unsavory characters from putting a damper on the good times. Look for action and adventure with a splash, only on High Five Bay this summer!

Cross posted to:

Animal Anarchy

KHEL 666

Lily's Posterous 

Lost Beneath the Surface

Undead in the Netherworld

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Favorite Musicians of the Netherworld: Bon Scott


9 July 1946 – 19 February 1980

I was just 15 years old when Bon Scott died. It devastated me. AC/DC was my favorite band, and let me confess a little something to you. I loved Bon. Yeah, I know how cheesy that sounds, but I did.

Talk about a match that never would have worked out in reality, that would have been it. But I loved him anyway. I had always been a good Catholic girl, but when I hit my teens, I started to go a little wild.

I wasn't wild with boys, contrary to popular rumors that I had eight abortions by the time I was fourteen. No, seriously, that was a rumor spreading around about me. I don't know how it started, because I was incredibly naïve about sex. I thought a blow job was blowing in someone's ear, and I wondered why the hell anyone would find that activity enjoyable.

I knew how babies were made, but I was scared to death of doing the act that made babies. I didn't want a baby, and I had heard that it hurt like hell to have sex the first time. (At this point I still believed that pain with sex for women was because of Eve and the original sin, and I hated the bitch for it. What I didn't admit was that I was also pissed off at God for being such a douchebag as to do this to women because of Eve being an asshole. Believe me, I was very indoctrinated.) Nonetheless, I did daydream about doing said act with Bon Scott, and I figured I was going to hell, but I liked him (and AC/DC's music) so much that I figured my immortal soul was a small price to pay.

When I found out that Bon had died, I walked through the little Peyton Place town that was home to me and my misery, feeling terribly lost. Nobody in that town understood me. My parents didn't understand me either. I felt like I was an alien who had been lost from another planet and ended up in this fucking miserable place. I was very bullied and very lonely, and I felt like I'd just lost the love of my life. Well, I had, though he didn't know he was.

Bon was known as a nice guy, even if he was a bit of a randy sort. I would dream about him sometimes. I like to think that maybe he felt a little sympathy for a silly, unhappy girl who had a huge crush on him. Maybe he wanted to show me that I had a friend after all. Who knows. The older I get, the less I know.

Though Brian Johnson is fabulous and I can't imagine anyone else filling Bon's shoes, there will never be another Bon Scott. He was one of those people that just can't be imitated. I think one reason Brian worked out so well is because he wasn't trying to imitate Bon. He was just trying to do the best damn job he could.

Brian believes that Bon came to him one night in spirit and stayed for about an hour, helping him finish the songs he was struggling to write. He has said that he doesn't like to talk about this much, because people think he's crazy when he tells this tale. I don't. But I am kinda crazy.

So today, if we'll have a moment of silence for...

Nah, that's not the way we do it in the Netherworld!

If we'll turn it up to 666 and drive down the Highway to Hell, that's the way to honor Bon Scott in a fitting way!

Ronald Belford Scott: Never imitated, never forgotten. Rock in peace!

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Joey Badass: World Domination


I've been checking out what's coming up on Undead in the Netherworld. With Writing Sisters Tempest LeTrope and Rose LeMort creating most of the posts, the talent is there in spades, but things are pretty heavy handed. I thought I'd better bring a dose of fun to the mix so you don't use your entire box of Kleenex crying!

Thank you sooooo much to Writing Sister Aurora Hylton for doing all the reposts on the Singing and Sabotage series. 

Wanda

Monday, February 4, 2013

Happy 65th Alice Cooper


Here are nine classic tunes from a classic rock class act, in honor of his 65th birthday. Happy birthday, Mr. Alice Cooper! Rock on for many more!

Love, 

The Krew at KHEL 666 and Undead in the Netherworld

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Rumbling Hearts Season 1

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Hey Anime Fans! (I know there are a few among our group.) I just discovered this show called Rumbling Hearts. I know that probably some of you already knew about it but I haven't seen it before. I'm going to watch Season 1. Click here to join me!

No, I don't have popcorn, but I have a ham and cheese sandwich, a virgin Piña Colada smoothie, and a carrot cupcake for dessert.

Cross Posted to:

KHEL 666

Undead in the Netherworld

Wanda's Posterous

 

Friday, February 1, 2013

Celtic Woman Playlist

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"What the hell? You still awake, Adam?"

Yes, I am! I have a long weekend!

So here I am, sharing a Celtic Woman playlist with you at 1:30 in the morning.

If you're reading this on the Undead in the Netherworld blog, you can choose Celtic Woman, or the great Creedence Clearwater Revival videos shared by the one and only Tempest LeTrope, Writing Sister Supreme, to accompany your reading of the intense story line we have going.

If you're seeing this on KHEL 666, you're probably just here to enjoy the music. So, what are you waiting for? Enjoy!

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Songs to Edit (and Dream) by

Here are some songs that I'm listening to while giving Rose's manuscript a going-over. You may find that they also go nicely with some of the forthcoming posts on the Undead in the Netherworld blog. Yeah, I cheated and read ahead! That's a dirty little admin privilege. ;-)

You will find that the admins of the KHEL 666 and Undead in the Netherworld blogs are an eclectic lot. We're like Colorado weather. If you don't like one post, just wait a few minutes, and one you like will surely come along!

I have Rose, Cie, and Lily's permission to speak about this issue, so I am not breaking a confidence. I am also keeping things fairly superficial while expressing my feelings on the matter.

Rose is a fine writer. Lily is also a fine writer. Neither of them are very conventional in their approach.

Lily stopped writing because of personal attacks after she released her book, Eternal Death, Lost Beneath the Surface.

Rose revised the manuscript, but she found the process of writing a book for publication absolutely onerous. She also came under attack by some of the same individuals. She has said that she will not write another book.

I think it is a very sad and discouraging thing that this world often causes people to give up large parts of what makes them who they are. People believe that if they don't conform to a certain standard of beauty--both physically and personality-wise--that they should hide away. They come to believe this because if they do not conform to such standards, they tend to undergo bullying.

Counter to what many think, bullying does not end with school. It continues every day in magazines which tell girls and women that if they aren't less than a size 6, they are fat and ugly. To a lesser degree, young men get the idea that if they don't have washboard abs, no one will ever want them. As a counselor, I often work with people dealing with the backlash from these unhealthy messages. Eating disorders are a very common problem.

Fat and ugly are not the same thing, by the way. Yes, there are larger people who are attractive. I've never thought of myself as particularly attractive, but my fiance, a fellow who stands five foot nine and weighs 145 pounds, finds my six foot two, 325 pound red-haired self attractive, love handles and all. Who am I to argue with him?

On the personality end, people are told that if they don't conform to the 2.5 kids, white picket fence, heterosexual family unit where Mom and Dad work nine to five at an office, there is something wrong with them. And woe betide anyone who may be living with a mental illness. Anyone with a mental illness is made to feel so fatally flawed as to believe that they are not allowed to find happiness.

Sensitive people in this society are targeted for bullying. This is what happened to both Rose and Lily, both of whom are highly sensitive women with a history of mental illness. When they tried to break out and express themselves, they were shot down.

Cie Cheesemeister is much the same. She edits the posts that others create and she creates some of the graphics. Once a very prolific blogger, she rarely interacts any more.

Admissibly, I'm only a sometime participant in this little venture, but I hope that in some small way my support will help my more talented friends realize that their voices are worth sharing.

Just had to get that off my chest.

Never take away a person's hope. It may be all they have to live for.

Peace,

Adam

 

CCR Playlist

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Here is a playlist from one of my favorite classic rock bands, Credence Clearwater Revival. Too bad about the infighting, they made classic after classic!

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Creedence Clearwater Revival: Chronicle, Volume 1


What better way to enjoy reading the insane Netherworld chronicles than while listening to Creedence Clearwater Revival: Chronicle on KHEL 666?

I even spelled the band name correctly this time, Dahlings!

Credence Clearwater Revival: Fortunate Son


Still has relevance today as there are still plenty of folks with star-spangled eyes ready to send other folks to war at the drop of a hat.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Bluegrass Picks


We hope you enjoyed the Bluegrass History yesterday. Now, here are a few songs for you to enjoy!

Monday, January 28, 2013

Cleveland County NC Bluegrass


We of the KHEL 666 Krew love all kinds of music, and that certainly includes Bluegrass! Here's a little history.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Seether Playlist

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Come with me and enjoy a playlist by one of the most versatile bands of our time: Seether.

Seether: Rise Above This

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Final Fantasy X and Meet Spectra


Hi, I'm Spectra. Nerd, dork, geek, clairvoyant. Today I'll be doing a full sample reading for you, plus three card readings for anyone who dares ask for one.

Right now, I've just gotten home from working a night shift, so I'll do the readings later. In the mean time, here is some Final Fantasy and snarking. Enjoy!

Cross Posted to:

Ghost Seeker Readings

KHEL 666

Spectra's Posterous

Undead in the Netherworld

Monday, January 21, 2013

New Found Glory Playlist

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Post created for the Undead in the Netherworld blog and cross-posted to Naila's Posterous and KHEL 666.

Hi, I'm Naila, and this is a Newfound Glory playlist. I hope you enjoy it!

I was a team member on the private Fanfic Mashup blog that we have. I'm trying to catch up over here. So far, it's really intense! Hopefully I will have something to contribute soon.

<3

Naila

 

New Found Glory: My Friends Over You