KHEL 666 Food: James Martin's Food Map of Britain: Lincolnshire and the Flatlands

This is Episode 9 of Season 1.

Sweet-natured James is sort of the anti Gordon Ramsay. Dahlings, I love Gordon. I get such a big kick out of his potty mouth and his curmudgeonly behavior. If someone gives Gordon a ration of shit, he sets in on fire and throws it back at them with a grenade added for good measure. Gordon looks for what's wrong and tries to set it right in his own unique, foul-mouthed way.

James, on the other hand, looks for and finds the good. He's like a bright ray of sunshine rising in a happy morning sky. I almost expect him to be accompanied by a choir of happy bluebirds as he and his pet unicorn travel the land leaving rainbows behind as a cheery sunshine smiles through the clouds after them.

~DJ Tempest~

Three Meals a Day

Three Meals a Day is a Korean reality show focusing on cooking and the outdoors. It stars Lee Seo-jin and Ok Taecyeon. It is set in the village of Jeongseon. The show features the two stars utilizing whatever they can find to eat to create a meal. Various celebrities make guest appearances. The show has a fun, upbeat manner.

Full episodes are available at dramatv.co

~DJ Thalia~

KHEL 666 Kooking Show Declared Massive Failure

The KHEL 666 Krew decided that because cooking shows are so popular, we should have one of our own. Unfortunately, Gordon Ramsay gave us a scathing review, which concluded with this joke that really burned our biscuits.

Q. Why did they build the auto manufacturing plant so close to KHEL 666?

A. Because of the endless supply of crash test dummies to be found there!

Honestly, we've never been so insulted in our lives--or unlives, as the case may be!

Undead Fred

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