Hey, y'all, this here's the Undead Sports Fan fer KHEL 666 Sportin' Reportin'. I like watching Cricket. It's kinda like baseball. Thar's bats an' balls an' runnin'. Come ter think 'bout it, them elements kinda remind me of the yearly Ruralia County Naked Spring Spelunk.
Speaking of balls, I gotta tell y'all 'bout this innerestin' thing that happened one time.
A Scotsman went to visit his friend in the United States, and his friend took him to a baseball game. The Scotsman was having a grand time. However, when one of the players was walked, he shouted:
"Rrrrrun, ye bastard!!!! Rrrrrun!!!!!!"
"He can't run," the Scotsman's friend gently corrected him. "He has four balls."
The Scotsman paused for a moment, then shouted:
"Walk with pride, Mon! Walk with pride!"
The Undead Sports Fan
fer
KHEL 666 Sportin' Reportin'
an'
FOGNL/UNDEAD Sports
