Paddling with Zsolt

Look at this man. Just look at him.

Look at his muscular back and powerful arms.

Look at how smooth and swift every stroke of the paddle is.

Look how he tirelessly moves forward, at one with the water.

I'd be dropping the paddle in five minutes and asking for someone to please for the love of all that's holy, bring me a motorboat!

~DJ Zoë~

A to Z Blogging Challenge 2014: A is for Acrobatics

Look at these people. Just look at them, doing things that if I did would end me up in the emergency room for sure.

I envy people who can do things like this. I am able-bodied at this juncture of my existence. I can walk, albeit sometimes painfully. I can groom myself and feed myself. I am capable of learning basic skills. However, I do not have a graceful or talented bone in my body, and I am anti-flexible.

In my next life I want to be acrobatic, athletic, and artistically talented so I can be amazing!

Oh yeah, and it would also be nice not to have a trifecta of mental illnesses.

~The Real Cie~

The Leeds Boys: Be Strong To Be Useful

Extremely impressive Parkour from a group of daring, acrobatic young men of questionable sanity! 

;-)

I'd have been E.R. bound in the first minute.

~DJ Blooming Psycho~