Robyn Hitchcock: Sometimes I Wish I Was A Pretty Girl

DJ Wanda sometimes wishes she was Dr. Frank N. Furter. She would live a life of wild abandon, creating hunky men for her pleasure in her creepy mad scientist castle and basically not giving a flying flock of seagulls what anyone thought. She also wouldn't have to worry about crap like working a regular job, and if her car broke down, she'd just call in a Satanic Mechanic.

~DJ Wanda~

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could uuup myself in the shower

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could uuup myself in the shower

Been on my own so long

I can't tell left from wrong

Bloody red bats squelching offal

Foaming mutilations in the kiss of death

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could upppp myself in the shower

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could uuup myself in the shower

Been on my own all night

I can't tell left from right

Baby come back, give me fever

Cauterize this passion with a blood red kiss

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could uppp myself in the shower

Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl

So I could uup/ stab myself in the shower

Sometimes I wish I was a

So I could