DJ Wanda sometimes wishes she was Dr. Frank N. Furter. She would live a life of wild abandon, creating hunky men for her pleasure in her creepy mad scientist castle and basically not giving a flying flock of seagulls what anyone thought. She also wouldn't have to worry about crap like working a regular job, and if her car broke down, she'd just call in a Satanic Mechanic.
~DJ Wanda~
Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl
So I could uuup myself in the shower
Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl
So I could uuup myself in the shower
Been on my own so long
I can't tell left from wrong
Bloody red bats squelching offal
Foaming mutilations in the kiss of death
Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl
So I could upppp myself in the shower
Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl
So I could uuup myself in the shower
Been on my own all night
I can't tell left from right
Baby come back, give me fever
Cauterize this passion with a blood red kiss
Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl
So I could uppp myself in the shower
Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl
So I could uup/ stab myself in the shower
Sometimes I wish I was a
So I could
