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Showing posts with label fart jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fart jokes. Show all posts

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Things That Make Me Think I May Actually Be In Hell

When my housemate rips such a massive fart that I can hear it all the way on the other end of a 76 foot long trailer.

I'm living in a trailer. I have a housemate with farts so thunderous they rival the thunders of Thor's hammer.

What about this scenario says "not in hell?"

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Life's Horrible Little Moments

Actually it's better than that horrible moment when you're writing some high class erotica (of course I don't write any other kind!) and your brother in law rips such a loud fart that you can hear it all the way from the other room! Talk about a mood killer!

Thanks, Kevin! (Not!)

Most Truthful Love Quote Ever

Friday, July 13, 2012

Hard Alternative

So to cover up the sound of my tootin', I figured I'd share some heavy alt rock with my dear KHEL 666 Krew. Just be glad that smells don't transmit over the Internet!

Follow along on our blog or our Facebook page, if you dare!

No, I'm not waking up the elderly. I'm in a remote office and I don't blast the system. If the folks need me, they page. It's a pretty cool job, really.

Uh-Oh...

Forgot my Beano, and I'm eating leftover nachos with--you guessed it--beans!

Folks here at the old Assisted Living better hope they don't have to call me for anything tonight!

I love the Internet--you can share whatever foul body functions happen to present themselves.

Thanks for the Warning

Thanks for the warning, Sista! Now, just let me get upwind!

Anyone who has a problem with this person because of their body type--

CHECK YOUR DAMN PREJUDICES!

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Cuttin' it Up, Snake Style

Monday, June 4, 2012

The Smelly Siren Song of Fart Jokes

A truly ridiculous photoshop, but I can't help myself. It's a fart joke. It compels me to share!