Dirty songs can be fun. They can be humorous. They can be straight up sexy. Here are a few that I dig, and one that I sure as hell wasn't feeling.
AC/DC tend to be pretty cheeky. In this case, they went for straight-up raunchy, and it works. The title of the song is Go Down, and yeah, it's about just that. Why it works? It's about sex, no (ahem) bones about it. It's from a male point of view, but the woman is a partner, not just a piece of ass. It's cute.
Ruby, Ruby, where you been so long?
Done took to drinkin' whiskey
Baby, since you been gone
Ain't no one I know do it good as you
Lickin' on that lickin' stick the way you do
You got the lips to make a strong man weak
And a heathen pray
Tell you it just ain't the way you speak
You know it's just the way
Go down
Go down, go down, go down, go down
Go down, go down, you go down, go down
Mary, Mary, you're the one for me
And the way you hum, sting me like a bumble bee
I'll be around to see you 'bout, 'bout half past ten
Ain't felt this good since I don't know when
You got the touch that I need so much
In your finger tips
I got the honey that you love to taste
On those lovely lips
So go down
Go down, go down, go down, go down, baby
Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down
Ooh baby, rub it on
Y'know it's sticky and it's sweet
And it's, it's been so long
Ain't no else got a touch like you
I like you doing things to me I let no other woman do
Oh feels good, oh feels good, oh yeah
Oh, you do it like you should, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Oh yeah, yeah
I love you so much
Make me so glad I'm a man
Go down, go down, go down, go down
Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down
Go down, go down, go down, go down
Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down
Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down
Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down
SONGWRITERS
ANGUS MCKINNON YOUNG, RONALD BELFORD SCOTT, MALCOLM MITCHELL YOUNG
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Simon Curtis' "Flesh" is just plain hot. Who hasn't wanted to find a partner they could feel this way with? It would be the ultimate! This no holds barred song sizzles!
This is not the way into my heart, into my head
Into my brain, into none of the above
This is just my way of unleashing the feelings deep inside of me
This spark of black that I seem to love
We can get a little crazy just for fun, just for fun
Don't even try to hold it back
Just let go
Tie me up and take me over till you're done
Till I'm done
You've got me fiendin' and I'm ready to blow
Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my Flesh
Get undressed, taste the flesh
Bite into me harder, sink your teeth into my Flesh
Pass the test, taste the flesh
Hold me up against the wall
Give it till I beg, give me some more
Make me bleed, I like it raw
Like it R∆ R∆ R∆
Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my Flesh
Hold my hands above my head
And push my face into the bed
Cause I'm a screamer baby, make me a mute
You put your hand upon my neck and feel the pulse beat beat beat beat
It's like a trigger, get me ready to shoot
Wanna wrestle with me baby
Here's a sneak, little peek
You can dominate the game cause I'm tough
I don't play around that often
When I do, I'm a freak
So you'd better believe I like it rough
Hold me down and make me scream
Lay me on the floor
Turn me on and take me out
Make me beg for more
Disco queen Donna Summer gave us the ultimate erotic tune with Love to Love You Baby. Makes me want to grab and hold someone special--see you in seventeen minutes!
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
When you're laying so close to me
There's no place I'd rather you be than with me-ee, uh
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Do it to me again and again
You put me in such a awful spin, in a spin, in-uh
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Lay your head down real close to me
Soothe my mind and set me free, set me free-ee, uh
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
When you're laying so close to me
There's no place I'd rather you be than with me-ee, uh
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Do it to me again and again
You put me in such a awful spin, in a spin, in-uh
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
SONGWRITERS
SUMMER, DONNA / MORODER, GIORGIO / BELLOTTE, PETE
You have to go to X Hamster to watch the video for Rammstein's "Pussy." It's that explicit. However, beyond that, the song is all in good fun, and the men and women involved are on an even keel. It's pure sex, no problem!
Yes, they do use the word bitch, but it's in a purely sexual context. People do call each other things like "bitch" and "bastard" during sex but wouldn't do so outside the sex act. This isn't problematic, it's simply dirty talk.
Too big, too small?
Size does matter, after all
Zu groß, zu klein?
Er könnte etwas größer sein.
Mercedes Benz und Autobahn,
Alleine in das Ausland fahren Reise Reise, Fahrvergnügen ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben.
Just a little bit...
Just a little bitch...
You've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany
Too short, too tall?
It doesn't matter, one size fits all
Zu groß, zu klein?
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein!
Schönes Fraulein, Lust auf mehr,
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut
Just a little bit...
Be my little bitch...
You've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany
Germany, Germany
You've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
You've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
You've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now, before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait!
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany.
SONGWRITERS
KRUSPE, RICHARD Z. / LANDERS, PAUL / LINDEMANN, TILL / LORENZ, DOKTOR CHRISTIAN / RIEDEL, OLIVER / SCHNEIDER, CHRISTOPH DOOM
I gotta lotta cash
I don't mind spendin' it
[Wiz Khalifa]
Imma smoke this joint then imma brake you off
I be lying if I said you ain't the one
All these tattoos on my skin they turn you on
Lotta smokin' drinkin' that's the shit I'm on
Heard you not the type that you take home to mom
Is we fucking when we leave the club or nah?
I ain't spending cash for nothing I wanna see you take it off
Imma pop this bottle you gon' give me brain or nah?
Heard you from the hood you rep that thing or nah?
Gotta lotta ass you gonna shake that thing or nah?
Heard you smoke blunts you down with paper planes or nah?
I feel like I'm Tony you my boss I'm thinking nah
The whole world I take it on
[Hook:]
You gonna run it for these hundreds girl or nah?
Show me is you really 'bout your money girl or nah?
Don't play with a boss, Girl take it off
Take it for a real one
You gonna get it all
Is you really with somebody or nah?
Can you really take dick or nah?
Can I bring another bitch or nah?
Is you with this s***s or nah?
Oh Nahhhh, Oh Nahhhhh
Would you ride for a nigga or nah?
Would you die for a nigga or nah?
Would you lie to a nigga or nah?
Oh Nahhhh
Can you really take dick or nah?
Can I bring another bitch or nah?
Is you with this s***s or nah?
Oh Nahhhh Oh Nahhhh
Would you ride for a nigga or nah?
Would you die for a nigga or nah?
Would you lie to a nigga or nah?
Oh Nahhhh
[Ty Dolla $ign]
Girl make that asss clap for young dolla $ign
You already know my money go a long time
I could slide for it, like Nelly
Imma go as far as you let me
Girl is you sucking me or fucking me or nah?
Can I bring another bitch lets have a threesome
Keep saying you a freak you gon' prove it or nah?
His bitch keep looking at me she choosin' or nah?
You a ride or die chick you with this shit or nah?
Say you not a side bitch, you all in or nah?
You gon' make them eggs cheesy with them grits or nah?
Can you do it like that, on this dick or nah?
[Hook:]
You gonna run it for these hundreds girl or nah?
Show me is you really 'bout your money girl or nah?
Don't play with a boss, Girl take it off
Take it for a real one
You gonna get it all
Is you really with somebody or nah?
Can you really take dick or nah?
Can I bring another bitch or nah?
Is you with this s***s or nah?
Oh Nahhhh, Oh Nahhhhh
Would you ride for a nigga or nah?
Would you die for a nigga or nah?
Would you lie to a nigga or nah?
Oh Nahhhh
Can you really take dick or nah?
Can I bring another bitch or nah?
Is you with this s***s or nah?
Oh Nahhhh Oh Nahhhh
Would you ride for a nigga or nah?
Would you die for a nigga or nah?
Would you lie to a nigga or nah?
Oh Nahhhh
[Outro:]
Gonna make that ass clap
Gonna make that ass clap
Make make make that ass clap
Gonna make that ass clap
With lines like 'make that ass clap,' 'is you fuckin' me and suckin' me or nah,' and 'can I bring another bitch or nah,' this song will never be mistaken for subtle. None of the others were subtle either, but this tune lacks any of the naughty charm that the previous dirty songs possess. The women are seen as fuck toys rather than sexual partners. You lost me with this one, Bitch.
~DJ Opal~
(Maybe that should be DJ Dirty Diamond)
