Bethany Mota and Dancing With the Stars

Well, Carlton always did have the dancin' moves!

~DJ Ellie~

Sometimes There's A Fine Line...And Sometimes Something's Just Plain Tacky

Dirty songs can be fun. They can be humorous. They can be straight up sexy. Here are a few that I dig, and one that I sure as hell wasn't feeling.

AC/DC tend to be pretty cheeky. In this case, they went for straight-up raunchy, and it works. The title of the song is Go Down, and yeah, it's about just that. Why it works? It's about sex, no (ahem) bones about it. It's from a male point of view, but the woman is a partner, not just a piece of ass. It's cute.

Ruby, Ruby, where you been so long?
Done took to drinkin' whiskey
Baby, since you been gone
Ain't no one I know do it good as you
Lickin' on that lickin' stick the way you do

You got the lips to make a strong man weak
And a heathen pray
Tell you it just ain't the way you speak
You know it's just the way

Go down
Go down, go down, go down, go down
Go down, go down, you go down, go down

Mary, Mary, you're the one for me
And the way you hum, sting me like a bumble bee
I'll be around to see you 'bout, 'bout half past ten
Ain't felt this good since I don't know when

You got the touch that I need so much
In your finger tips
I got the honey that you love to taste
On those lovely lips

So go down
Go down, go down, go down, go down, baby
Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down

Ooh baby, rub it on
Y'know it's sticky and it's sweet
And it's, it's been so long

Ain't no else got a touch like you
I like you doing things to me I let no other woman do
Oh feels good, oh feels good, oh yeah
Oh, you do it like you should, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Oh yeah, yeah
I love you so much
Make me so glad I'm a man

Go down, go down, go down, go down
Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down
Go down, go down, go down, go down
Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down

Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down
Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down

SONGWRITERS
ANGUS MCKINNON YOUNG, RONALD BELFORD SCOTT, MALCOLM MITCHELL YOUNG


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Simon Curtis' "Flesh" is just plain hot. Who hasn't wanted to find a partner they could feel this way with? It would be the ultimate! This no holds barred song sizzles!

This is not the way into my heart, into my head
Into my brain, into none of the above
This is just my way of unleashing the feelings deep inside of me
This spark of black that I seem to love
We can get a little crazy just for fun, just for fun
Don't even try to hold it back
Just let go
Tie me up and take me over till you're done
Till I'm done
You've got me fiendin' and I'm ready to blow

Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my Flesh
Get undressed, taste the flesh
Bite into me harder, sink your teeth into my Flesh
Pass the test, taste the flesh
Hold me up against the wall
Give it till I beg, give me some more
Make me bleed, I like it raw
Like it R∆ R∆ R∆
Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my Flesh

Hold my hands above my head
And push my face into the bed
Cause I'm a screamer baby, make me a mute
You put your hand upon my neck and feel the pulse beat beat beat beat
It's like a trigger, get me ready to shoot
Wanna wrestle with me baby
Here's a sneak, little peek
You can dominate the game cause I'm tough
I don't play around that often
When I do, I'm a freak
So you'd better believe I like it rough

Hold me down and make me scream
Lay me on the floor
Turn me on and take me out
Make me beg for more
 

Disco queen Donna Summer gave us the ultimate erotic tune with Love to Love You Baby. Makes me want to grab and hold someone special--see you in seventeen minutes!

Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby

When you're laying so close to me
There's no place I'd rather you be than with me-ee, uh
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby

Do it to me again and again
You put me in such a awful spin, in a spin, in-uh

Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby

Lay your head down real close to me
Soothe my mind and set me free, set me free-ee, uh

Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby

When you're laying so close to me
There's no place I'd rather you be than with me-ee, uh
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby

Do it to me again and again
You put me in such a awful spin, in a spin, in-uh
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby
Ahaaw, I love to love you, baby

SONGWRITERS
SUMMER, DONNA / MORODER, GIORGIO / BELLOTTE, PETE

You have to go to X Hamster to watch the video for Rammstein's "Pussy." It's that explicit. However, beyond that, the song is all in good fun, and the men and women involved are on an even keel. It's pure sex, no problem!

Yes, they do use the word bitch, but it's in a purely sexual context. People do call each other things like "bitch" and "bastard" during sex but wouldn't do so outside the sex act. This isn't problematic, it's simply dirty talk.

Too big, too small?

Size does matter, after all

Zu groß, zu klein?

Er könnte etwas größer sein.

Mercedes Benz und Autobahn,

Alleine in das Ausland fahren Reise Reise, Fahrvergnügen ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben.

Just a little bit...

Just a little bitch...

You've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick!

So take me now before it's too late

Life's too short, so I can't wait

Take me now! Oh, don't you see?

I can't get laid in Germany

Too short, too tall?

It doesn't matter, one size fits all

Zu groß, zu klein?

Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein!

Schönes Fraulein, Lust auf mehr,

Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr

Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut

Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut

Just a little bit...

Be my little bitch...

You've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah,

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick!

So take me now before it's too late

Life's too short, so I can't wait.

Take me now! Oh, don't you see?

I can't get laid in Germany

Germany, Germany

You've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick!

You've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick!

You've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick!

So take me now, before it's too late

Life's too short, so I can't wait!

Take me now, oh, don't you see?

I can't get laid in Germany.

SONGWRITERS

KRUSPE, RICHARD Z. / LANDERS, PAUL / LINDEMANN, TILL / LORENZ, DOKTOR CHRISTIAN / RIEDEL, OLIVER / SCHNEIDER, CHRISTOPH DOOM

 

I gotta lotta cash

I don't mind spendin' it

[Wiz Khalifa]

Imma smoke this joint then imma brake you off

I be lying if I said you ain't the one

All these tattoos on my skin they turn you on

Lotta smokin' drinkin' that's the shit I'm on

Heard you not the type that you take home to mom

Is we fucking when we leave the club or nah?

I ain't spending cash for nothing I wanna see you take it off

Imma pop this bottle you gon' give me brain or nah?

Heard you from the hood you rep that thing or nah?

Gotta lotta ass you gonna shake that thing or nah?

Heard you smoke blunts you down with paper planes or nah?

I feel like I'm Tony you my boss I'm thinking nah

The whole world I take it on

[Hook:]

You gonna run it for these hundreds girl or nah?

Show me is you really 'bout your money girl or nah?

Don't play with a boss, Girl take it off

Take it for a real one

You gonna get it all

Is you really with somebody or nah?

Can you really take dick or nah?

Can I bring another bitch or nah?

Is you with this s***s or nah?

Oh Nahhhh, Oh Nahhhhh

Would you ride for a nigga or nah?

Would you die for a nigga or nah?

Would you lie to a nigga or nah?

Oh Nahhhh

Can you really take dick or nah?

Can I bring another bitch or nah?

Is you with this s***s or nah?

Oh Nahhhh Oh Nahhhh

Would you ride for a nigga or nah?

Would you die for a nigga or nah?

Would you lie to a nigga or nah?

Oh Nahhhh

[Ty Dolla $ign]

Girl make that asss clap for young dolla $ign

You already know my money go a long time

I could slide for it, like Nelly

Imma go as far as you let me

Girl is you sucking me or fucking me or nah?

Can I bring another bitch lets have a threesome

Keep saying you a freak you gon' prove it or nah?

His bitch keep looking at me she choosin' or nah?

You a ride or die chick you with this shit or nah?

Say you not a side bitch, you all in or nah?

You gon' make them eggs cheesy with them grits or nah?

Can you do it like that, on this dick or nah?

[Hook:]

You gonna run it for these hundreds girl or nah?

Show me is you really 'bout your money girl or nah?

Don't play with a boss, Girl take it off

Take it for a real one

You gonna get it all

Is you really with somebody or nah?

Can you really take dick or nah?

Can I bring another bitch or nah?

Is you with this s***s or nah?

Oh Nahhhh, Oh Nahhhhh

Would you ride for a nigga or nah?

Would you die for a nigga or nah?

Would you lie to a nigga or nah?

Oh Nahhhh

Can you really take dick or nah?

Can I bring another bitch or nah?

Is you with this s***s or nah?

Oh Nahhhh Oh Nahhhh

Would you ride for a nigga or nah?

Would you die for a nigga or nah?

Would you lie to a nigga or nah?

Oh Nahhhh

[Outro:]

Gonna make that ass clap

Gonna make that ass clap

Make make make that ass clap

Gonna make that ass clap

With lines like 'make that ass clap,' 'is you fuckin' me and suckin' me or nah,' and 'can I bring another bitch or nah,' this song will never be mistaken for subtle. None of the others were subtle either, but this tune lacks any of the naughty charm that the previous dirty songs possess. The women are seen as fuck toys rather than sexual partners. You lost me with this one, Bitch.

~DJ Opal~

(Maybe that should be DJ Dirty Diamond)

Summer Break 2: You Could Call It A Crush

These people are so much nicer and more real than your standard "reality show" people. It's refreshing.

~DJ Diabolic~

Leona Lewis: I Can't Live if Living Is Without You

Beautiful cover of the Badfinger classic heartbreaker.

~DJ Illin' Illsa~

What if Elvis Returned in the 21st Century?

This is a nice presentation, very visually striking.

However, note that their 77 year old Elvis looks like a 40 year old with prematurely gray hair.

Elvis was not a healthy man at the time of his death. I am not referring to his size, which is what people automatically focus on. There are plenty of large people who are perfectly healthy. He was on a myriad of medications, which I believe ultimately contributed to his untimely demise. They probably also contributed to his size.

Obesity is a multi-factoral issue, and we need to stop focusing on "calories in calories out" as the be all and end all. A person's size is primarily determined by genetics. Type and amount of food eaten do contribute to a degree, but not as much as might be imagined. Factors such as medications, environmental toxins, and food additives must also be considered.

In any case, I enjoyed this little movie, but if Elvis were to have made it to 77, even if he had been able to turn his health around, he would not look this youthful.

~DJ Sally~

Calvin Richardson and Claudette Ortiz: If You Don't Know Me By Now

Adam Barta: Behind the Scenes of Courtney Act's Boys Like Me