Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
This bit started out humorous and quickly turned shallow.
Trite commentary about hoping the new bride consumes too many carbs and gets fat, because there's nothing worse in this world than being a human being who has a bit more adipose tissue, amirite?
Also, the idea of maintaining a friendship with one's ex really shouldn't be all that surprising. Many people, in fact, do.
I managed to become friends with my ex in spite of a very troubled past. We have three kids together. Better for the kids that we weren't at each other's throats. Yes, he caused me a lot of pain and heartache, but he's tried to be a good father to his children. He's managed to stay clean of his drug addiction for twelve years now. What good would it do me to be a catty bitch to him?
Not saying that Vanessa Paradis was or wasn't being a catty bitch to Johnny Depp. Her reasons for choosing the gift she did for the happy couple are her own.
DJ Hell's Belle
(H.P. Liebekraft)
