Some doofus made the mistake of supplying this cake at the wedding of Ellen Ripley and Dwayne Hicks. (If you don't know, Google it. I refuse to make it easy. Then go say a thousand Hail Marys and hit yourself--hard--as penance for your sins.) They flipped out and blasted it with flame throwers and grenades.
(Because yeah, Bitches, that's a couple that should have been together. That third movie never happened. One of the characters was just suffering from the ill effects of a piece of undigested space meat loaf.)
Thanks to Cthulhu Hand Luke for sharing this picture.
Check out Ikon – Psychic Vampire http://www.last.fm/music/Ikon/_/Psychic+Vampire via @lastfm I've sure known plenty of these. Had to kick 'em out of my life.
No, I don't believe that immortal, undead, bloodsucking vampires exist anywhere besides fiction.
But I do believe in the existence of vampires.
Psychic vampires drain your energy and ruin your life.
Kick 'em to the curb. They're no good to have around.
Oh yeah, and just so you know:
