The Woods Is Full Of 'Em

So--Got Any Friends Left, Asshole?

I hadn't thought of this particular jackass in a long time, but a couple of years ago there was a friend who suddenly turned into a total asshole. He was more a friend of a friend, and when the friend in the middle called him out on his behavior, he turned against her. She was a lot more hurt than I was, as they had been friends for a long time. From what I've heard, he's pretty well driven everyone away with his behavior. Sometimes karma is pretty swift. Pathetic little man anyway.

How to Compliment your Neighbor

Hot Shit, Are We?

When I was growing up, there was also "S/he thinks s/he's hot shit in a champagne glass, but s/he's really just a cold turd in a Dixie Riddle cup."

You know the type--yep!