Oh hell yes!
Momma said knock you out...
Even Charlie manages to look good here
If the asteroid hitting brings this, then bitch, bring it on!
If the End Times bring this, then Bitch, bring 'em on!
Scuse me officer, but I've been bad and need to be strip searched forthwith.
They look a little shitfaced, but still cute.
"Sheesus Christ, Hudson, the drinks at that last space port were fuckin' stiff!"
Sir, I am stuck at the top of this mountain. Won't you please rescue my silly ass?
Yeah, I know Johnny Ringo's not exactly a nice guy, but still...
The Art of War and Impressing Illsa
'Scuse me, Sheriff, but my House is in need of some Grinding, pronto
Friends, I am all for aging naturally. I am sick to death of the Hollywood botox and silicone look. It's gross. But some people do not age well. Usually they did too many too many drugs and it takes a toll. And it's really, really, really fucking sad.
Honestly, he looks kinda like my grandpappy in this picture. And he's not even 60 yet. (Rest in peace, Grandpa C)
But then this happened...
To paraphrase Joe3 of Death by Movies: Dude, you didn't age so well, did you? What are you, like 130 years old?
Using your nose as an Aspen ski slope tends to age a person faster than normal. I'm not that much younger than he is, but I haven't aged nearly that badly.
Plus, I heard tell that he was kinda rude to one of our service people who was asking him for a (fucking thirty buck) autograph. I hate when people charge for autographs. Bitch, your fucking John Hancock ain't worth that much. And there is no need to be a douche to one of our National Guardsmen, especially when the dude was expressing admiration of you. So yeah--don't be a fucking tool. Like you're all that or something.
Also heard that he was a Gropey McGroperson with some female cast members when his drug use was at its worst. Also not cool and hardly a turn on.
I can see now why his first two wives gave him the old boot to the bum and kicked his ass to the curb. Cute only goes so far. And when you ain't got cute any more, even the gold digger's gonna end up getting tired of you and you'll end up growing old alone.
So...yeah.
They say never meet your heroes. May I add, don't find out too much about them either!
Major dissapoint.
I think I'll stick with my fantasies. In this case anyway, it's way better than the real thing.
Plus, when a dude starts looking like your grandpa--or worse--kinda takes the bloom off the rose, so to speak!
Dang.
Guess I'll have to find me something else to look at.
