Ghostly Reporter Talks About Anna Paquin

Here we have a ghostly reporter with a floating head, torso, arms, and feet. He is talking about Anna Paquin's cut scenes from the latest X Men movie.

~DJ Ursula~

I Have Joined the Ranks of Crotchety Middle-Aged Female Writers Followed by Camgirls

It's happened to several of my writing sisters, but I had thus far been immune. No more. I'm being followed by a camgirl. This one uses the tagline "hit me up if you think you've got a chance--but I doubt it!"

Sister, I don't want to hit you up! You're completely not my type. Even if I did swing in the feminine direction, you wouldn't be my type. I'd probably go after something similar in a woman that I would in a man. I like the intellectual type.

This is my type.

Or this:

Or this:

I'm as baffled as my sisters are about being followed by this:

Do they even bother to read the profile of the person they're following? Middle-aged straight women are not known to spend money to get teased by camgirls.

(This is actually a picture of the character Zoe LaChance. Check out the Zombie Hunter website to learn more. It's really worth a look.)