What We Deserve but Don't Get

And my lesbian friends deserve a woman who treats them like this, and my gay dude friends deserve a guy that treats them like this!

It's too bad we can't all find love. I suppose I didn't because I'm not pretty in the conventional way. I'm too heavy for societal standards, and now I'm old. 

I wish there really were someone for everyone. But I'll take my writing over a bad relationship any day.