Stop barbaric "Snapperfest 2012" - Public ritual involves grabbing turtles by the head & swinging them around: http://buff.ly/RCB3Wb
Yeah, because a fucking TURTLE is really going around harshing your buzz the rest of the year, and this is your chance to get even with it. What a bunch of losers. You leave the snapping turtle alone, and it will leave you alone.
