Ever had one of those days when you stand there looking at the sky and taunting the Planet Destroying Asteroid that's looming around out there somewhere? I point at my chest and say "yeah, come and get me, Bitch! What's the matter, you chicken?"
Because as usual, I just had to pay an ass ton of bills. My credit cards are maxed. I may have a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out, but I don't have enough money to eat anything but fucking cold cuts. My paycheck is already almost gone and I still have to pick up my prescriptions. I ain't been laid in 15 years, and there's no-one out there worth undoing my damn celibacy for anyway.
So yeah, Asteroid, neener neener! Come get me, Bitch!
