
You wood not ever of thot that I cood fall for a member of DETH CHEEZ!!!!
NEVER WORLD DIVA FREND ZONEDED BY DETH CHEEZ BASSEST!!!!!!
BY
PANSI!!!!!!!
Deer fans I no you wood not think it cood ever happin to me, but I fell in love with a membur of DETH CHEEZ!!!!!!
Yes, that is rite, I fell in love with BUZZ OFF!!!!!
If you don't no, he is the bassest for DETH CHEEZ!!!!!!
He is a Bee Yackee. If you don't no, that is a bee from outer spase. But you wood have to ask Emrald if you wanted to no more, becuz I don't no any more.
You mite think from looking at him that he is blast feemous and evil and Unchristinane.
Well, he is blast feemous and Unchristinane. But he is reely, reely nise.
He was my seckrit Santa for Xmahannukwanzyule, and for a present, he took me flyin all around the Yooniverse. And he was so nise to me and that is why I falled in love with him!!!!
Here is a pikshure of us on our romantick flite.

Onley he didn't think it was romantickal! He thot we were just two good buddeez on a rode trip in spase!!!!!!!
And then to make things even worserer, when I finded out that Buzz Off didn't want me, I finded out that ROTTEN RALPH does!!!!!!
You see, Buzz Off is a reely nice spase bee. He was such a gentul man. I felt reely safe flying with him. I new even tho he is in DETH CHEEZ that I wanted to be marryed to him. But he FREND ZONEDED ME!!!!!
So I am hart broken.
I no that Buzz Off is reely smart, but I think he is bein reely dumb if he can't see that I am the MOST WONDERFULLEST DOLL IN ALL THE YOONA VERSE!!!!!
I'm gonna go cry and play sad music now.
PANSI!!!!!

