Today, you've outdone yourself with this lineup. Kim KarTRASHian, the Duggars, and Nicki Minaj. Sometimes I hope the 2012 Doomsday is true.

Cute! 2 of my cats have gotten up on top of the kitchen cabinet so they can be closer to the swamp cooler's breeze in the unseasonable heat.

http://ping.fm/KR4H8 Heartbreaking and true. It's time to stop the hate.

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That miserable moment when you realize you absolutely, positively should make housework your top priority but seriously don't want to.

http://ping.fm/45PNc I'm going to be doing Script Frenzy this year. Be my buddy if you would like!

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